(THEME SONG PLAYING)
CYBORG: Waffles!
Waffles.
Excuse me?
Waffles?
Waffles.
STARFIRE: Waffles?
-Waffles!
Wait... What?
Obviously, they're
playing some idiotic game
to see who can go the longest
saying only "waffles."
Waffles.
(SINGSONG) Waffles.
(GIGGLING) Ooh-hoo-hoo!
I wish to participate
in this merriment.
Waffles.
(CLICKING TONGUE)
Waffles.
But how does one say
"waffles" incorrectly?
-(EXCLAIMS)
-(LAUGHTER)
Saying "waffles"
over and over
isn't funny.
It's annoying. Please stop.
(INHALES DEEPLY)
Waffles!
(GRUNTING)
What Robin is trying to say
is that we're having trouble
understanding the point
of your waffles game.
Perhaps you can
explain its appeal.
(SITAR MUSIC)
(HEAVY METAL GUITAR)
(R&B GROOVE)
BOTH:
? Waffles, waffles, waffles ?
? Waffles, waffles, waffles
Waffles, waffles, waffles ?
? Waffles, waffles, waffles
Waffles, waffles, waffles ?
? Waffles, waffles, waffles
Waffles, waffles, waffles ?
? Waffles, waffles, waffles ?
? Waffles ?
? Waffles, waffles ?
? Waffles, waffles
Waffles, waffles ?
Wow. Incredibly annoying.
Let's change
the subject. Quick.
Good idea.
How about I make breakfast?
What do you guys feel like?
-Waffles!
Of course you do.
(COW MOOING)
Waffles.
Right.
(SIZZLING)
-(BELL DINGS)
-Here you go. Waffles.
Waffles, waffles, waffles!
Waffles, waffles?
(SCOFFS) Waffles, waffles!
Is that not what
you asked for?
CYBORG: Waffles.
Ah! It's going to be
a long day! Phew!
-Waffles.
-(GROWLING)
(MUSIC PLAYING)
Waffles, waffles, waffles.
Waffles.
-ROBIN: Hmm.
-Something up?
Maybe.
The computer is picking up
a strange distress signal
from the other side
of town.
I think we should
check it out.
Then we are with you.
Let's do it.
Titans, go!
-Waffles!
-Waffles, waffles.
Uh, why don't you two
sit this one out?
Waffles?
Yeah, we got this.
Wah-affles.
ROBIN: Well, this is where
the distress signal's
coming from.
It appears no one is here.
So, who
sent the signal, then?
BROTHER BLOOD:
That would be me.
Greetings, Titans.
Brother Blood!
The fiendish Headmaster
of the H.I.V.E. Academy.
Creepy guy who stands under
dramatic lighting.
You didn't think
you'd seen the last
of your favorite enemy?
Then this was a trap!
-And you have
stepped right in.
-(DEVICE BEEPS)
Thanks to our many encounters,
I'm prepared for
every possible contingency.
We'll see about that.
(EXCLAIMING)
Oh, God. Oh, God.
(RAVEN GRUNTS)
Ahh!
Like I said,
every possible contingency.
What do you want,
Brother Blood?
What I want is simple...
Control over the Titans Tower
weapons arsenal.
Sorry, but I designed
the system so it could
only be used by us.
Which is why I require
your voice recognition codes.
(FEEDBACK WHINES)
We'll never give you
our voice recognition codes.
Your mind control
won't work on us.
While I know I can be
very persuasive,
-I thought this
would be more fun.
-(BEEPS)
PAIN BOT: Pain, pain,
pain, pain, pain.
Pain.
This is Robin,
and I hereby authorize access.
This is Raven,
and I hereby authorize access.
This is Starfire,
and I hereby authorize access.
Pain.
But I was really looking
forward to using this.
I spent a lot of time
making it.
Oh, I know this pain.
We do not like the torture.
Yeah, that looks
super uncomfortable.
Besides, you still need
Beast Boy and Cyborg's
authorizations, too.
And they'll never give it up.
I assure you they
will sing like birds.
Eh, I kind of doubt it.
-Not today.
-Trust us.
Then you underestimate me
and this machine.
Pain, pain, pain, pain.
Good call on the talking.
? Waffles?
? Wa-aa-aa-aa-afles ?
? Ooh, waffles ?
? Waffles, waffles,
wa-aa-aa-affles ?
? Wa...ffles ?
? Waffle, waffle, waffle,
Wa-aa-aa-ffles?
? Waffle, waffle, wa-aa-a... ?
Hello, Cyborg.
Beast Boy.
I have some important news.
I've captured your friends,
and if you don't
surrender immediately,
you'll never see them
alive again.
Waffles!
Indee- - wait.
What did you just say?
Waffles! Waffles!
Am I coming through clearly?
You understand I am making
a serious threat, right?
Waffles, waffles, waffles.
You're messing with me now,
aren't you?
Waffles.
Look, you know
where to find me,
and don't try
anything foolish,
as I've prepared
for every possible contingency.
-Waffles!
-Waffles, waffles!
(DEVICE BEEPING)
(WHISPERING)
Waffles, waffles, waffles.
(WHISPERING) Waffles.
Waffles.
-Waffles!
I am really impressed
at your commitment
to this game.
BROTHER BLOOD: Glad you could
join our little party.
Waffles!
-Waffles, waffles, waffles!
-(GUN FIRING)
-(DEVICE BEEPS)
-Pain.
Pain.
Waffles.
Your fellow Titans
have already given up
their voice recognition codes.
If you want to save them,
you'll do the same.
Waffles.
Last chance.
Pain.
Waffles!
Okay, stop saying that,
it's getting very irritating
and it's not funny at all.
Pain, pain.
BEAST BOY: Waf...fles!
-(BEAST BOY SCREAMING)
-CYBORG: Waf....fles!
I cannot bear to watch.
Ready to talk?
(WEAKLY) Waffles.
Stop...saying..."waffles."
Waffles.
-(BEEPS)
-Oh, I know this pain.
-BEAST BOY: Waf...fles!
-(CYBORG SCREAMING)
BEAST BOY: Waffles! Waffles!
BOTH: Waf...fles!
-Pain, pain.
-(GRUNTING)
Waa-affles.
-CYBORG: Waf...fles!
-I think I have an idea.
Does it involve waffles?
Exactly!
Brother Blood may think
he prepared for
every contingency,
but you can't prepare for
Cyborg and Beast Boy's
stupid games.
Please tell your friends
to just give me
the voice codes.
I mean, don't tell me
you're not annoyed, too.
Waffles!
Oh, come on! You now?
-Waffles!
-Waffles.
It's not funny!
ALL: (CHANTING)
Waffles, waffles, waffles.
Can't you see this is
the stupidest game ever?
ALL:
? Waffles, waffles, waffles ?
? Waffles, waffles, waffles
Waffles, waffles, waffles ?
? Waffles, waffles, waffles
Waffles, waffles, waffles ?
? Waffles, waffles, waffles
Waffles, waffles, waffles ?
? Waffles, waffles, waffles ?
? Waffles ?
-? Waffles, waffles, waffles ?
-(GRUNTING)
-? Waffles, waffles, waffles?
-Argh! Stop!
-? Waffles ?
-PAIN BOT: Pain, pain... ?
(TIRES SQUEALING)
(CRASHING)
ALL: Waffles!
? Waffles, waffles, waffles ?
Okay, it's not funny anymore.
-What?
-The waffle thing.
You guys are so annoying!
But was this not your game?
And you guys ruined it.
Thanks a lot.
So, how do we get out
of this cage?
Waffles.